I’m starting a new revolution. Forget Peace and Love. Ignore the rude world of politics. Boomers, join my new movement, which I call Make Mondays Great Again! Monday is my favorite day of the week. I know, I know, some of you, with stones in hand, prepare to destroy such heresy here on the spot, but bear with me.
Monday got stigmatized long ago by people who hate their J-O-Bs. Pure and simple. Let me list the dazzling facts surrounding Mondays for you proselytes.
- Mondays symbolize “new beginnings with no mistakes in them,” as Anne-with-an-E stated so poignantly. I know, she thought she was talking about tomorrows, but I’ve got her covered here. She meant Mondays. Truth. Everyone starts over on Mondays, each allotted an equal chance of weekly greatness. Gotta’ love it! Vote for Mondays!!
- The madness of insane weekends disappears on Mondays. Weekenders, be they hip hop night-life lovers or Sunday go-to-meeting devotees, all end Sunday feeling just a little on the whipped to well done side of the platter. Gotta’ love Mondays! Inhale. Take a deep breath. Smell the fresh morning dew. Vote for Mondays!!
- Mondays begin in third gear. Everyone stumbles out of bed, reaches for the joe, and tiptoes into the week. That laid back entry, as opposed to the Tuesday being thrown to the wolves dynamic, just makes me smile. Gotta’ love Mondays. Yes, vote for Mondays!!!
So, Boomers, unite! Spread the word. Hang posters. Write editorials. Let’s Make Mondays Great Again. If Monday is your Nemesis, think of joining me. I make Mondays fun!!!